Gastro-Physics And Dietary Anti-Matter

It's like your mother explained, logically, that swimming after quick a baloney and cheese sandwich at the beach will make you drop like a rock to the bottom of the ocean, unless you wait the required 30 minutes or so.

Do a little people-watching, next time you’re in the grocery line. There’s ever and anon someone with a cart, bunchy with every conceivable kind of diet food. Flats of turkey salt pork prop listlessly concerning the fat free half & half and Olestra cookies. At first glance, this is nothing else but someone who is completely health conscious, diet minded, and watching what they eat.

But peek subordinate the box up to the lower rack – where you normally find dog food, kitty litter, and toxic chemicals – and you will see the full case of Mountain Dew. Diet foods and junk foods, rubbing wrappers in the very same cart might suggest mental illness, delusional optimism, or some other form of incinerate strain.

However, unbeknownst to the rest of us, these folks are in truth gorgeous physicists, efficiently disguised as profoundly confused shoppers, so as not to beckon any attention. They throw you off their trail with very representative behaviors, like back a glaze bar with a Diet Coke.

Yes, we can now release the fact that these scientists are members of the little know rubric of their field known as gastro-physics, and they are assuredly testing a high-level theory regarding matter and anti-matter. Just as matter can be vanished by anti-matter, they show how calories can be eliminated, obliterated, and just forgotten random corporately if you just consume them with their Universal opposite.

Oreos and skim milk rescinding perfectly.

M&Ms are vaporized into the next astral spirit plane when thrown into a trail mix bag with a few Spanish peanuts.

And then there’s diet drinks … the perfect dietary anti-matter for any form of plasticized fruit rollup, gummy worms, or even weight loss whipped cream bars.

Sorry for the dive into the messy scientific details, but there’s just a bit more you should know roughly this physics phenomenon. The erg offsetting must happen within a unequivocal time frame, if you are serious speaking of blipping away that ingot of taffy you just ate.

It’s like your mother explained, logically, that swimming retrograde quick a apple sauce and light cream sandwich at the berm will make you drop like a rock to the foundation of the ocean, unless you wait the required 30 minutes or so.

In just the same way, modern gastro-physicists indicate that full blotting can only take effect if the diet product smashes into the junk food within 7.45 minutes. These guys are brilliant.

So the next time you see efficiently disguised gastro-physicists trailing their Snickers with a Diet Coke, don’t harrumph. They’re not as daft as they seem.